Cyphert Family Grilling
This weekend, I had the honor of staying at the Cyphert Family trailer perched atop the ever-magnificent Clarion River. Boat rides, water-tubing, swimming, and catering were also included. The burger:
I paired my meal with a Miller Lite, which proved to be a brilliant decision. The great pilsner taste went absolutely perfectly with the beef, making my meal all the more enjoyable.
Burger Ratings:
Burger: 4
The burger was prepared for me and served to me at no cost. Traditionally in these circumstances, you can’t really complain about something that you didn’t pay for. However, seeing as I review burgers, I can and I will. My biggest problem with it was the lack of cheese. The patty size was also a bit small and over-cooked, but I’m fine with that considering I walked away without food poisoning.
Side: 7
For side options, there was quite the variety. Four different types of artificial cheese-flavored puffed cornmeal, pasta salad, fruit salad, and chips/salsa. I opted for the fruit salad and two cheetos. Both were excellent.
Environment: 10
The environment of Trailer #16 was fantastic. Whenever I felt something strange crawling on my skin, it was always a thrill to stop what I was doing and look to see what exactly it was. Everything on “The River” was bigger – bigger ants, bigger flies, and bigger spiders. What’s not to like?
Value: 10
I didn’t pay anything for this meal, so that’s automatically a 10. Thanks, Cyphert Family!
OVERALL BURGER REVIEW:
Cyphert Family Grilling // B&O Private Drive Trailer #16 Clarion River, PA
Tags: cheetos, clarion river, miller lite, river life
Listed Under: 4 - Almost Average